Horror - The Voice That Pulls Me Forward
It seemed like such a routine day when I first heard the screaming. I woke up just like any other morning, showered, brushed my teeth, got in my car, and stopped for coffee and a bagel on the way to the lab. I walked over to my station at the far end of the 50ft x 100ft room where all the audio people were set up. I was the first one in that day, so the normally buzzing bank of computers along the wall had that almost startling quiet morning people so love. It is an amazing thing to think about: that if I had shown up fifteen minutes later my life would still be normal. Oh well, dwelling on past failures never accomplished anything. That's not why I'm doing this. I walked down to my station and booted up my computer. That's when I remembered my problem from the day before. You see, I work identifying and classifying audio samples. The thing that makes my job unique, and why I was paid far more than your average Mechanical Turk drone, is that I had to do my analysis entirely...